Dougie Lisa needs braces, so Homer becomes the new Union President at the plant to win back their Dental Plan. Marge is angry that Homer would choose fishing over their marriage, but the message is at first lost on Homer, who visualizes Marge turning into a catfish. Part 1: Baking Cupcakes. Ian Maxtone-Graham. Bart slyly tells Homer that he never had respect for him in the first place, which angers him so much. Meanwhile, at home, Bart and Lisa decide to take advantage of being left with Grampa, with Bart creating a phony list of what foods they can and cannot have. ; Deleted Scene: Material cut from the script included many couples who were supposed to be at the retreat instead of the Flanders family, such as Mr. Burns and … The Simpsons original script, "All's Fair in Oven War" episode. Script was originally owned by Sam Simon, co-creator of ''The Simpsons'' and writer on ''Taxi''. After the success of the Michael Jackson episode "Stark Raving Dad" (which has now been pulled from broadcast), around production of the fifth season of the show, the writers wrote a sequel to "Stark Raving Dad" which would feature the Leon Kompowsky character from the last episode thinking he is the musician Prince instead of Michael Jackson. 33 ), Maggie in Peril: The Thrilling Conclusion, Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show, $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling), Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Simpsoncalifragilisticeexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious, Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers", Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays, The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star, The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer, Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair), Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times, I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings. Simpsons Roasting on an Open ... All scripts are copyrighted to their respectful owners unless stated otherwise. Marge continues by saying that she liked to believe she was a patient person and that there was no line Homer could cross that would make her stop loving him. Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are so humiliated that they swear revenge on Grampa one day. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. But remarks that last night proved her wrong. Season 1. Homer asks if they can put it behind them and go to church, but Marge tells him that she's going to church alone and Homer is going to apologize to Bart for scarring him for life by exposing him to his drunken antics. Butters: Oh. Episode Number Meanwhile, Grampa babysits Bart, Lisa, and Maggie, who take advantage of him. Uh-m, son of a bitch. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Written by. George Meyer. The Simpsons 5F14 - The Trouble with Trillions Episode Script. Homer asks if he can take a walk instead, and Marge agrees. Back at Catfish Lake, General Sherman still swims free, but the story of how Homer nearly caught him is added to the tale of the legendary fish, as told by the bait shop clerk. Take home this original script from The Simpsons, used in the making of the Bart of War episode. And don’t have a cow, man. Production "The War of the Worlds" was the 17th episode of the CBS Radio series The Mercury Theatre on the Air, which was broadcast at 8 pm ET on Sunday, October 30, 1938.: 390, 394 H. G. Wells' original novel tells the story of a Martian invasion of Earth. Man (on tv): Next on Comedy Central, South Park. `I will not do anything b' at cutoff. Now get to some Simpsons reading. Part 3: Nelson Muntz and the Weasels' Debut. Original Airdate The War of the Simpsons is the twentieth episode of Season 2. However, unbeknownst to them, Grampa secretly chuckles while they clean. I just wonder how they keep it so fresh after 43 episodes. Butters: Well why didn't you tell me the Simpsons already did that? The next day, Homer wakes up to Marge hitting the back of his head with the vacuum cleaner and she quickly pulls him into the car and turns the radio up super loud so the kids wouldn't know they were fighting (although the kids had since figured it out). Hey, nothing wrong with that. Chalkboard Gag Blackboard :- `I will not do anything bad ever / again'. Driveway :- no oil on the driveway. Marge ends up recruiting Grampa as a last-minute replacement to babysit for the weekend. Ah! Her list is so long that she talks for several hours, and Reverend Lovejoy has to cancel plans for a luau. At church, Marge enrolls the two of them in a weekend retreat of marriage counseling hosted by Reverend Lovejoy and Helen Lovejoy. Click on the pictures below to view either the Storyboards or Script. Material cut from the episode's script included many couples who were supposed to be at the retreat instead of the Flanders family, such as Mr. Burns and his mail-order bride, and Mrs. Krabappel trying to reunite with her estranged husband Ken Krabappel. Well the Simpsons is such a great show, and we need reminders like this to keep us watching. Show Runner Marge and Homer host a dinner party, and Homer gets drunk and makes a fool of himself. Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. After that show was canceled, Frink and Payne were brought onto The Simpsons and adapted … Written By Before they leave, Marge gives Grampa a list of numbers in case of an emergency, and secretly gives Lisa a number to call if Grampa falls in the bathtub. Once Homer is done, it's Marge's turn. But Lisa’s not blameless in her own particular culture war, something that the script plays around with knowingly. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. When Marge asks how Grampa did it, he admits he fooled Bart and Lisa into obedience by pretending to cry ("I can turn it on like a faucet! Couch Gag The Simpsons original script, Bart of War episode. But Maggie notices a dirty spot, and she hides it by standing on it. The War of the Simpsons Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. The episode was written by John Swartzwelder, and it was the last episode Mark Kirklanddirected during his first year on the show. marks an episode with not enough … I hear those kids' voices are done by grown-ups. A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again, The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be, A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas, https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Simpsons?oldid=163203, Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be, Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be, Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be. Homer SimpsonMarge Simpson Take home this original script from The Simpsons, used in the making of the "All's Fair in Oven War" episode. John Swartzwelder Episodes in which Homer almost loses Marge, Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_War_of_the_Simpsons?oldid=911550. [FARTS] O.J. This leads to a shopping trip where Bart smokes a cigar; Grampa gets candy, ice cream and other items for the kids; and Bart makes Grampa chauffeur them to Krusty Burger and then to Noiseland Video Arcade. On the way to the retreat, Homer learns of the legendary catfish, General Sherman, and vows to catch the elusive fish. He wishes that Marge would at least ease up on him. Measures 8.5'' x 11''. Following that, you’ll find a script for another one of the episodes entitled “You Only Move Twice.” So Cowabunga, Ay Caramba, Okily Dokily, and Woo Hoo! D’oh! Even so, Homer sneaks his fishing gear in beside their luggage. Creator Backlash: Matt Groening later objected to the ending, which sees General Sherman jumping out of the water and winking at the camera, believing it to be overly cartoony (which, back then, he was trying to avoid). Look who's in my fart. There are a number of episodes of The Simpsons that were never produced, and writers who worked on the show in the past have revealed entire plots for … Marge and Homer throw a dinner party. Homer gets up at 5:00 am to sneak away and go fishing, but Marge wakes up and catches him. Part 2: On the School Bus. Such as "Missing more Actions & Speakers". An unused storyline from the classic "22 Short Films About Springfield" episode of The Simpsons has been revealed online, as Josh Weinstein has uploaded pages from a cut Hans Moleman sketch to Twitter. Homer's Couch couch gag Main character(s) May 2, 1991 Production Code Since its launch in January 1990 as a regularly scheduled series, this celebrated show has remained one of the most groundbreaking and innovative entertainment franchises, recognizable throughout the world. The Simpsons is the longest-running primetime comedy in television history. He would try to get Springfield to "become more flamboyant, loosen up a little, become more sexually open". During the first meeting at the marriage retreat, each couple is asked to explain the faults of the other person. 5. He tells everything that while she's his perfect soulmate, Homer admits he doesn't like it when she nags at him for every little thing he does and finds it annoying. In this update, I have a little bit of new content, not much, but its better than nothing. Home; ... Dog Gets an F S2E16 Old Money S2E17 Brush with Greatness S2E18 Lisa's Substitute S2E19 The War of the Simpsons S2E20 Three Men and a Comic Book S2E21 Blood Feud S2E22. War of the Simpsons Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Mark Kirkland. Matt Groening. When Homer learns the retreat is being held at a popular fishing spot, he tries to bail out of the retreat to go fishing. From the cabin window, Marge sees Homer on the lake, and assumes that he has ignored her again. Finding Aid for the George Meyer Simpsons script files, 1990-2004 313 2 Descriptive Summary Title: George Meyer Simpsons script files, Date (inclusive): 1990-2004 Collection number: 313 Creator: Meyer, George Extent: 78 boxes (38.5 linear ft) Abstract: Writer and producer George Meyer is well known for his work on the long-running animated television comedy The Simpsons. Part 5: Bart's First Fight with Nelson. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. The Simpsons 4F21 - The Secret War of Lisa Simpson Episode Script. When Marge hires a babysitter for the weekend, the sitter takes one look at Bart and runs off screaming, as she had been emotionally scarred by watching Bart when he was a baby and tried to run her over with Homer's car. On the dock, Homer finds an abandoned fishing pole, picks it up, and gets yanked off the pier into a small rowboat and onto the lake. Episode 9F15, Season 4. Marge attends the marriage workshops alone while Homer is still attempting to catch the fish. Part 4: Bart's Nightmare of Nelson/In the Lunchroom/Bart's Dream of His Funeral. Even Professionals struggle sometimes and these people are helping you for your next script if you want to write one. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Homer gets drunk and humiliates himself by telling off total strangers, pulling a very juvenile (and probably medically dangerous) practical joke on Dr. Hibbert involving a fly in an ice-cube, dancing while wearing a lampshade as a hat, making inappropriate remarks in front of Bart, ogling Maude Flanders' deep cleavage and generally making a fool of himself. The next morning. Outraged and humiliated, Marge signs them up for a marriage retreat. The novel was adapted for radio by Howard Koch, who changed the primary setting from 19th-century England to the … The Simpsons 4F05 - Burns, Baby Burns Episode Script. Marge asks Homer if he remembered how he had behaved the previous night and Homer slowly remembers all the regrettable things that he had done the night before. James L. Brooks. "), and the entire Simpson family realizes how clever he is. ...Calista Flockhart and Farty the crippled robot. 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