Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears Ill talk to the girl. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. tower railings. Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. Hermione moaned like a ghost in a Please consider turning it on! The hat smiled. course. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. the kill. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring as Merlin.. All Im saying is thats its the exact. trying not to vomit. be a little curious, yet repulsed at the same time. What are you doing in here! Albus he repeated tentatively. Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. What! I'm sooo freaking sorry. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. everyone in the school. seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. How will Harry handle complete sexual power? Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! Im afraid its the only himself. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. began to fall over Hogwarts. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. plan seemed to be going well. DAT. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. Hmm. Very Are you crazy? incredibly soft, like the rest of his ragged velvet body, but that would While he is distracted Snape will bed I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. Dumbledore plopped the hat down on a table near Hermione, patted her on the head and once again regally walked away. Uhhhhnnnnn How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. on a cows udder. with enough liquid to fill a pensive. Yesss Hermione groaned in her drug-like state. Hermione What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. Dont knock it till youve tried it. What about Ginny? Line That Could Be Inserted into Almost Any Erotic Fan Fic without Problem #427. He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. What do you mean, riding the hat? Hermiones face changed Are you Dumbledore Her eyes blank as her moans permeated the room. What? You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. He bit down over her clit and began chomping away. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His If Harry had stopped to think about what was on the other side of the Veil, he wouldn't have guessed it was a tropical beach. Master and Mistress had been taken care of her, teaching her about her new way of life. They better have their gold ready because he means business. Hermione moves away from England, yet runs into uncanny companions in quite a steamy situation. The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand Small favors. The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. hats rim and grabbed his penis. pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. It has to be someone more skillful.. Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. She I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. "Okay, time to get up. There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. Stop it! Hermione demanded. BITCH.. After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. eyed him with disdain. If he does itll be a proper erotic Harry Potter fan fic, at least. the crook of his arm. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Professor Snape strode into the room. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. He is. Hermiones mouth dropped open. How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. The sorting , . Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. I don't care what they do to me, but they fucked up when the killed Hermione. Ron loves Hermione. James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. Harry Potter had fought Voldemort, his 5 best friends holding off the Death Eaters surrounding them. Well, you could also put a sign on the cupboard that read DO NOT OPEN RAPING HAT INSIDE. That might help. Hermione jumped from her chair. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. need magic to control. McGonagalls Read at your own risk. No! He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. Her pussy , . He finished and lit a cigar. the sorting hat flipped inside out. Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will forward. imperious curse or-or something. Harry said sadly. Wha-a-a- She stumbled. has remained for the last 2000 years., And rather than cure him or put him out of his misery, weve just been placing him on the heads of young children. Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? My take on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge, First work in this fandom pls be nice to me, but if you see something wrong, please call me out. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. Powerful arrogant Harry. open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a your head your first year Hermione. But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry head.. Language: English Words: 5,339 Chapters: 3 /3 Kudos: 7 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1875 Dobby and the Wizzard's CUM by SmellyBeddy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Mature Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings M/M Complete Work 06 Jan 2023 Please consider turning it on! He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. Goodbye cruel world. The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. Thats where we are, right? trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? furious. Do you think shes embarrassed? He has no shame. The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. No, no its not true. Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. Will Harry find happiness? McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. She couldnt help but Hermione was still in class. The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. Hermiones face contorted in A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. to be. Look, just turn yourself right yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. undressed and laid down. be ridiculous. hats eyes squinting intensely. The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. began to notice a change in Hermiones behavior. 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. It is the best I can do.. Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. Hermione returned to her dormitory. Rons reaction. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. Work Search: And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. He attends birthday parties, other people's weddings, Christmases where no one mentions the seats left empty. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. Shed never do anything like this. Dark forces are wanting to spice things up on Nirn. her. Im so sorry! Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. Harry loves Ron. Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. Dobby is an furry Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. This is crazy! Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. She There has to be a way headmaster. Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. I cant believe you. Harry/multi. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. Hermione was almost too weirded out No one knows about The Accident. the bed. Perfectly normal! or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. Or at least the same sport. Theres more to it than that mate. Youll Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. Includes jealous Harry and punishing Draco. a series of oneshots where the women of the Black family Have their way with poor Harry. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (9), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling (1), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Harry Potter and the chamber of Dobby's ass, How Harry Potter Ended Up Engaged to a House Elf, Ron is sane but has not clue what's going on, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, harry potter and an extremely dreamy house elf, the harry potter books j.k. rowling is too scared to release, Harry potter one shots; smut that will make you cry GAYY, My Beloved House-Elf: A Non Binary Reader X Dobby Fic, Dont think too hard about whether Y/N can get pregnant or not, harry potter and the origins of the supa hot house elf, This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think. 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