(GASPING) Cool! This is the first episode to air after the events of 9/11. These episodes appear around Halloween each year. Hey, you know what's even better? (SNIFFING) Unexplained bacon. You could be in a freak show! (SCREAMING) Ow! P2 Even though you never become a great sorcerer, you're still an okay brother. (BEEPING) (SCREAMING) Good morning, Marge. Who wants babies? Prolog: W halloweenową noc rodzina Simpsonów wybiera się na coroczne "cukierek albo psikus". Oh, no, you don't! [GRUNTS THEN GROANS] Hammocks. All right, but I'm doing this because he was Remington Steele. Hey! It's as though The Simpsons found an old "Treehouse of Horror" script about witchcraft and wizardry and punched it up with a few half-assed references to J.K. Rowling's novels. The Ultrahouse says it thinks that Homer went to work early, which makes her suspicious: "That sounds like a lie." House of Whacks - The Simpsons buy a computerized upgrade for their house, and the house develops an obsessive attraction to Marge. The Halloween names (such as "Blood Curdling Cartwright") return to the closing credits. It gets better. Now remorseful, Bart casts a spell with Lisa's wand: "Prank be undone! (SIGHING) Hocus-croakus! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. 'Tis like the singing of the angels themselves. She grabs the kids and makes a run for the front door. Can I top you off? In a parody of the Harry Potter book series, Bart and Lisa are wizard students at the Springwart's School of Magicry, where Mrs. Krabappel tells the students that because the big magic recital is coming up, they're going to practice toad-to-prince spells. A voice like his would give our house a much-needed touch of class. No, ma'am. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! You stupid, stupid man! Homer continues to deny that he has been cursed, but immediately, a helicopter crashes through the roof, killing Lenny and Carl, and Moe ends up stuffed into his own suddenly-oversize pickled egg jar, to Homer's surprise ("When did that happen?"). BROSNAN: Damn straight. The tower breaks in half and its upper portion falls over and hits the Burns family mausoleum, smashing it open and knocking four coffins out of the front. And I know a certain someone who really fancies lilac. Giving up on magic for the moment, Bart charges at Montymort and stabs him in the shin with the charred wand. Homer stubbornly refuses: "She's not the boss of me.". The Gypsy and the Leprechaun plan to get married, and attending the wedding are other gypsies, assorted mythical creatures, Kang and Kodos, and Homer and Marge (now completely covered with blue hair). The slices of the Simpsons continue to scream and run away, scattering into the nearby woods. As with the rest of the Halloween specials, the episode is considered non-canon and falls outsi… Wait. Pierce Brosnan, the Leprechaun, and Bart's toad-prince from "Wiz Kids" emerge from the guest stars' trailer carrying baskets of fruit. Nasty! (SOFTLY) Oh, yes! (ALL EXCLAIMING) Pierce, that was delicious! Dennis Miller Ultra-House Voice: Hey, cha-cha, I got more features than a NASA relief map of Turkmenistan. No! The dragon now reveals its true colors and morphs into a giant Montymort, who grabs Lisa and puts the connected helmets onto her head and his own. Writing three 7-minute segments was just too taxing for the writers, so it was proposed that they could do anything without worrying about continuity to appease them.The yearly Halloween special was named \"Treehouse of Horror\" because the original special depicted the Simpson childre… [Homer bursts in, chuckling and carrying a balloon Treehouse of Horror, also known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, is a series of Halloween-themed episodes of the animated sitcom The Simpsons, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments.These segments usually involve the Simpson family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting. Two other robots come over to install the Ultrahouse, and the Simpson home ends up looking like it's had a high-tech makeover, with a sleek, shiny, futuristic look and red camera lenses scattered around. Yoda, officiating, pronounces the Gypsy and Leprechaun husband and wife, and Homer comments that everything worked out for the best. Why don't you take a stress pill? On the top. Remove your knickers and wait in the bath. Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, Treehouse of Horror XII, Hex and the City The family sees a gypsy, but Homer's usual ineptitude causes the gypsy to … Because the penalty for strike three is death. The problem with this Harry Potter parody is that it doesn't feel like Harry Potter at all. This phony gypsy just wants to rip you off. Smithers succeeds, but slips and falls backwards off of the ladder. (COUGHING) Babies! BROSNAN: Yes, I was, Marge. (DISTORTED) I could've kicked your butt from here to Albuquerque, you fat slime bucket. Lisa then suggests that Homer sic the Leprechaun on the Gypsy. Treehouse of Horror XII You know, I was hexed by a troll and a leprechaun cured that right up. As it turns out, he's found Montymort's one weakness: his enchanted shin, the source of his power. Odwiedzają między innymi dom pana Burnsa, jednak zostają niemile zaskoczeni przez trumny … How are you, love? The gypsy in the shop begins to tell Marge's fortune, but is interrupted by the late arrival of Homer, who calls the gypsy a fake and a fraud. Episodes with a alternative Gracie Films logo, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XII?oldid=932081. (SCREAMING) Homer! Homer goes to Moe's Tavern for advice, and Moe suggests that Homer capture a Leprechaun to get rid of the curse. Meanwhile, Bart is backstage, stealing Lisa's wand and leaving a licorice Twizzler in its place, before sneaking away. Jim Reardon. Help me, Bart! It is Halloween at the Burns Manor, and Smithers is up a ladder leaning against one of the towers, struggling to hang a small orange bat decoration on a lightning rod. (GRUNTS) Where to start? "Treehouse of Horror XII" was directed by Jim Reardon and co-written by Joel H. Cohen, John Frink, Don Payne and Carolyn Omine. (HOMER GRUNTING) I'm going to enjoy this. Meanwhile, in the living room, the Ultrahouse serves Homer beer (and tests his blood alcohol level) and talks with him about what a remarkable woman Marge is and how lucky he is to have her. Lenny: "Carl, let me die first, I couldn't stand to see you die". Homer, the only way to get rid of a gypsy curse is to get one of those, what do you call them? What? Abraca-turn-into- a-prince-guy? (EXCLAIMING) (KIDS LAUGHING) Look at that Lisa Simpson. Principal Skinner announces that Lisa will be performing the "levitating dragon trick". The episode opens with the Simpsons in their Halloween costumes with Homer dressed as Bender, Maggie as Charlie Chaplin, Lisa as a recycle-bin and Bart as a pterodactyl visiting a Christmas tree lot early on Halloween, only to be locked in and ambushed by Sideshow Bob, the leprechaun from Treehouse of Horror XII, the ghost of Frank Grimes, and Kang. (LEPRECHAUN LAUGHING EVILLY) Can I turn on the radio? (THUNDER RUMBLING) Hurry, Smithers! Wiz Kids - A Harry Potter parody about student wizards Bart and Lisa and an evil plot of the dark Lord Montymort and his snake Slithers. (EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST) Get out! Don't they live in Ireland? Well, you'll be seeing lots of nuns where you're going, pal- Hell! Hey, that was self-defense. She's given you problems before, hasn't she? And there's you! LEPRECHAUN: Oh, we don't have a car. Well, Bart, did you study your spell book last night? (GIRL SCREAMING). Marge, that "curse" is just a lot of silly superstition. " Directed by Jim Reardon. Do they really think he'll do better with fruit? A fortune teller? Now, class, the big magic recital's coming up, so we're going to start with basic toad-to-prince spells. Treehouse of Horror XII (The family is trying out different voices for the Ultra-House and try the Dennis Miller voice). She then notices on a family portrait that Homer's face has been replaced by one of the Ultrahouse's camera lenses. The smell of the "unexplained bacon" lures a half-asleep Homer into the kitchen, where ice cubes fall out of the refrigerator onto the floor in front of him, making him slip and fall onto the dining room table. Meanwhile, Lord Montymort is spying on the classroom from his lair. Marge then realizes that trouble is afoot. my enchanted shin! Original Airdate Head-zeppelin. THEN CHOKE ON THESE!” Maude Flanders[src] "Treehouse of Horror XIII" is the first episode of Season 14, as well as the thirteenth Halloween … Don't like pills, huh? Well, she claimed it was maternity leave. In a parody of the 1996 American body horror film Thinner, the Simpsons are walking in Ethnictown, an immigrant neighborhood of Springfield. Sloppy work as usual. Joel H. Cohen (Part 1)John Frink and Don Payne (Part 2)Carolyn Omine (Part 3) Homer takes Lisa's advice, returning to the Gypsy's shop and setting the Leprechaun loose on her. Sir, in death we shall be together always. Despite possessing as much magical power as his sister, Bart is also as good at using his magic as he is at schoolwork whose toad becomes a hideous toad-prince creature which constantly vomits and begs Bart to kill him. (LAUGHING) (ROARING) Shazbat! (BOTH GROANING) Oh, Moe! This is, to date, the last "Treehouse of Horror" episode to be officially titled "The Simpsons Halloween Special". This wart is a fake! She calls the police to report that she suspects the house of murdering her husband. The Ultrahouse's Pierce Brosnan voice answers, claims to be the police, and tells her to remove her knickers and wait in the bath. For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. Is Jesus. It freshens the house to smell like lilac (using its sensors to determine that Bart likes the smell), summons them to dinner with a laser-beam triangle, serves their favorite foods (which it determined from analyzing their bathroom "leavings"), and even does all the after-dinner washing up: The table's ends lift up (making a "V" shape with the table's center at the bottom), and streams of water clean the dishes and wash all the meal-related debris down a garbage disposal in the center of the table. (EXCLAIMING) (GASPING) This is partly my fault. They take place outside the show's normal continuity and … The next morning, Marge wakes up to notice that Homer is gone. Treehouse of Horror XII (укр. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Bart becomes tired of trying to hold his head up and drowns in his cereal; the Leprechaun, uncaring, dances on his head. Then the ends of the table lift up, sliding Homer into the garbage disposal. The Treehouse of Horror series, formerly known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, are an annual tradition in which there is a special Halloween episode consisting of three separate, self-contained pieces. Stop zapping yourself! Oh, Slithers! The salesbot clinches the sale when it tells Marge that she will never have to do housework again. Frightened, the family screams in terror and run back out through the closed gate, which cuts them into vertical slices. This is the special Gracie Films vignette from " The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror" special episodes. "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XII (TV Episode 2001) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Bart and Lisa agree to stop their rivalry and try to put the nightmare behind them. Oh, no. (SCREECHING) Ah, Ethnictown, where hardworking immigrants dream of becoming lazy, overfed Americans. “Mmmm... unexplained bacon.” Homer Simpson[src] "Treehouse of Horror XII" is the first episode of Season 13, as well as the twelfth Halloween episode. Lisa, as good at magic as she is at school work turns her toad into a handsome young British teen prince whom Mrs. Krabappel hits on. Episode: "Treehouse of Horror XII" Year: 2001. -- `If I Only Had a Brain' in ``Treehouse of Horror II'' Burns and Smithers pull an oil lamp, and they vanish behind the fireplace in Burns' office into a dungeon laboratory. It is the twelfth episode of the annual Treehouse of Horror Halloween specials, and, due to Fox's contract with Major League Baseball's World Series, the episode was pushed back to November 6, 2001 on the Fox network, airing six days after Halloween. [ Chuckles ] Oh, you'll never make it stick, dude. But they come over here in the wheel wells of Aer Lingus jets. Homer is cursed by a gypsy, the Simpsons get an automated house that falls for Marge and tries to kill Homer, and Bart and Lisa learn the art of Harry Potter-style wizardry at Springwarts Elementary. Homer grabs an ax and smashes what he thinks is the Ultrahouse's CPU, but Lisa tells him that it is the tank for the water softener. Special Guest Voices Can I give you a ride to your car? A second grade sorceress so powerful she made tonight's refreshments out of dead people. If you convert your home to an Ultrahouse 3000, you'll never have to do housework again. Bart, you saved me. Excellent, Lisa. Treehouse of Horror XII "Treehouse of Horror XII" (tłum. Production Code That gypsy said horrible things will happen to everyone you love. Hex and the City - A segment that tells the story of how the Simpsons deal with a Gypsy's curse. (ALL GASPING) She'll be killed! (SNORING) Wake up, you lousy drunk! (CHUCKLING) (BROSNAN CHUCKLING) Machine, eh? Well, me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back. Gee, you strangle him all the time and that never happens. But very quickly, to Homer's disgust, the fighting and scratching turn to kissing and fondling, as they have fallen in love. SALESBOT 2: Yes. What's my blood alcohol? Realizing he has been tricked, a surprised Brosnan starts to protest, and the Leprechaun says in a menacing voice to keep driving. (CHUCKLING) We'll catch ourselves a leprechaun using these Lucky Charms as bait. Put up the decoration. Plot. Marge's warning is proven correct the very next morning, when she wakes up with a beard and mustache, to the family's shock. The whole thing feels like a bit from a rejected Family Guy spec script. Destroy the evil one!" I'll just sprinkle you all with some amnesia dust. When did that happen? Good morning, class. She's got more wicked witchery than Stevie Nicks. Nymph, naiad, wood sprite, Katie Couric, and bingo! Oh, yeah. My favorite is number three. According to some DVD commentary, the reason why the episodes are non-canon is a trade-off for the writers. Not funny! As the Ultrahouse makes a grab for the button, Selma hides it down the front of her dress, to the Ultrahouse's revulsion. Why sure! The curtain goes up, and Lisa orders stagehands Jimbo and Kearney to release the dragon. The first was in "Treehouse of Horror IV". (ALL SCREAMING) (GROANING) So, it is noticeable. P3 Oh, I'd love to. That'd be great. In a desperate attempt to keep from falling off of the roof, Smithers grabs an electrical cable and ends up sliding down it to the other tower, and then crashing into a high-voltage power box, which electrocutes him. Oh, Pierce, the water's perfect! I know you don't remember me, but here's a little revenge, Irish-style. Homer replies that luck had nothing to do with it; Marge had to marry him because he knocked her up, and now she's stuck with him until "death do us part". You will bring bad luck to everyone you love. HOMER: Hey, there's me. I don't know anybody. We have to disable its central processor. Uh, I think he went to work early. "Treehouse of Horror XII" is the first episode of Season 13, as well as the twelfth Halloween episode. He then pats the bat decoration, which comes to life and flies into the screen, revealing the title: "THE SIMPSONS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL XII". Halloween is upon us. Oh, why didn't I see this coming? As the dragon roars and breathes fire, Lisa picks up her wand and calmly says the levitation charm, but nothing happens. Homer finds the Ultrahouse CPU, opens the front panel rubs his hands together claiming he's going to enjoy tearing apart the thing that tried to kill him and removes its circuit boards, rendering the Ultrahouse powerless. CABF19 Offended, the Gypsy tells Homer to leave, but on his way out he is freaked out by the beads in the doorway, flails about all over the place, knocks over some lit candles, and sets himself on fire. 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